Life With A Toddler

Certain moments in my life perfectly sum up what it is like to live with Toddler Boy. I came home from work to find a very, very dead bonsai tree in a plastic bin sitting on the front porch. "What's that in the corner?" you ask. Ah, that would be a BBT thermometer. I guess Toddler Boy wanted to see if the tree was fertile.

PS: Yup, there's a cell phone in there too.